April 7, 2023

MASSIVELY OFFENSIVE exists to provide goods and services that are barely passable to our clients and customers. Our mission is to meet the lowest possible standards in the industry, while still managing to scrape by and maintain some semblance of a business.

We aim to achieve the bare minimum in all aspects of our company, without taking any risks or trying anything new. Our vision is to be a provider of goods and services that is so unremarkable and uninspiring, people forget we even exist.

We don't put much value on our employees or their contributions to our company, and we are committed to providing them with the absolute least amount of compensation and benefits possible. We believe in cutting corners at every turn and providing the cheapest possible cost to our customers, even if it means delivering products and services that are of terrifyingly low quality.