Dildos & Bananas Men's Tee
It was a dark and stormy night, and the dildo-people were in peril. The evil Queen Vibe had declared war on their peaceful land, and her army of battery-powered vibrators was closing in.
But the dildo-people were not ones to be intimidated. They had a secret weapon - the legendary Crystal Dildo. It was said to have been forged by the gods themselves, and possessed the power to defeat even the strongest of foes.
The Crystal Dildo had been entrusted to a young dildo-person named Daphne. She had been chosen by the elders for her courage and her skill with a dildo-sword. With the Crystal Dildo in her hand, she led the charge against the approaching army.
The battle was fierce, and the ground shook with the force of the clash. Daphne fought with all her might, using her dildo-sword to slice through the enemy ranks. Her fellow dildo-people rallied around her, inspired by her bravery.
But Queen Vibe was not one to be defeated so easily. She had a trick up her sleeve - a powerful orgasmic blast that could knock even the strongest dildo-person off their feet. Daphne could feel the energy building up within her enemy, and she knew she had to act fast.
With a fierce cry, Daphne charged towards Queen Vibe. She swung the Crystal Dildo with all her might, and it collided with the Queen's own dildo-sword. There was a blinding flash of light, and the ground shook once more.
When the dust cleared, Queen Vibe lay defeated at Daphne's feet. The Crystal Dildo had shattered her weapon and sent her flying backwards. The enemy army, seeing their leader fall, began to retreat in disarray.
The dildo-people cheered, knowing that their land was safe once more. Daphne held the shattered remains of the Crystal Dildo in her hand, knowing that it had served its purpose well.
From that day forward, the dildo-people looked upon Daphne as a hero. She had saved their land from destruction, and they knew that they could always count on her to defend them. And though the Crystal Dildo was no more, its legend lived on, inspiring the dildo-people to fight for what was right.
• Cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Doesn’t look like a shirt full of dildos unless you’re pretty close to it
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
It was a dark and stormy night, and the dildo-people were in peril. The evil Queen Vibe had declared war on their peaceful land, and her army of battery-powered vibrators was closing in.
But the dildo-people were not ones to be intimidated. They had a secret weapon - the legendary Crystal Dildo. It was said to have been forged by the gods themselves, and possessed the power to defeat even the strongest of foes.
The Crystal Dildo had been entrusted to a young dildo-person named Daphne. She had been chosen by the elders for her courage and her skill with a dildo-sword. With the Crystal Dildo in her hand, she led the charge against the approaching army.
The battle was fierce, and the ground shook with the force of the clash. Daphne fought with all her might, using her dildo-sword to slice through the enemy ranks. Her fellow dildo-people rallied around her, inspired by her bravery.
But Queen Vibe was not one to be defeated so easily. She had a trick up her sleeve - a powerful orgasmic blast that could knock even the strongest dildo-person off their feet. Daphne could feel the energy building up within her enemy, and she knew she had to act fast.
With a fierce cry, Daphne charged towards Queen Vibe. She swung the Crystal Dildo with all her might, and it collided with the Queen's own dildo-sword. There was a blinding flash of light, and the ground shook once more.
When the dust cleared, Queen Vibe lay defeated at Daphne's feet. The Crystal Dildo had shattered her weapon and sent her flying backwards. The enemy army, seeing their leader fall, began to retreat in disarray.
The dildo-people cheered, knowing that their land was safe once more. Daphne held the shattered remains of the Crystal Dildo in her hand, knowing that it had served its purpose well.
From that day forward, the dildo-people looked upon Daphne as a hero. She had saved their land from destruction, and they knew that they could always count on her to defend them. And though the Crystal Dildo was no more, its legend lived on, inspiring the dildo-people to fight for what was right.
• Cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Doesn’t look like a shirt full of dildos unless you’re pretty close to it
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains
It was a dark and stormy night, and the dildo-people were in peril. The evil Queen Vibe had declared war on their peaceful land, and her army of battery-powered vibrators was closing in.
But the dildo-people were not ones to be intimidated. They had a secret weapon - the legendary Crystal Dildo. It was said to have been forged by the gods themselves, and possessed the power to defeat even the strongest of foes.
The Crystal Dildo had been entrusted to a young dildo-person named Daphne. She had been chosen by the elders for her courage and her skill with a dildo-sword. With the Crystal Dildo in her hand, she led the charge against the approaching army.
The battle was fierce, and the ground shook with the force of the clash. Daphne fought with all her might, using her dildo-sword to slice through the enemy ranks. Her fellow dildo-people rallied around her, inspired by her bravery.
But Queen Vibe was not one to be defeated so easily. She had a trick up her sleeve - a powerful orgasmic blast that could knock even the strongest dildo-person off their feet. Daphne could feel the energy building up within her enemy, and she knew she had to act fast.
With a fierce cry, Daphne charged towards Queen Vibe. She swung the Crystal Dildo with all her might, and it collided with the Queen's own dildo-sword. There was a blinding flash of light, and the ground shook once more.
When the dust cleared, Queen Vibe lay defeated at Daphne's feet. The Crystal Dildo had shattered her weapon and sent her flying backwards. The enemy army, seeing their leader fall, began to retreat in disarray.
The dildo-people cheered, knowing that their land was safe once more. Daphne held the shattered remains of the Crystal Dildo in her hand, knowing that it had served its purpose well.
From that day forward, the dildo-people looked upon Daphne as a hero. She had saved their land from destruction, and they knew that they could always count on her to defend them. And though the Crystal Dildo was no more, its legend lived on, inspiring the dildo-people to fight for what was right.
• Cotton touch polyester jersey that won't fade after washing
• 95% polyester, 5% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 1%)
• Premium knit mid-weight jersey
• Doesn’t look like a shirt full of dildos unless you’re pretty close to it
• Four-way stretch fabric that stretches and recovers on the cross and lengthwise grains