Surgical Milk!

$12.50
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Whether you’re performing, receiving, or even just dreading surgery, you need Surgical Milk!

It’s the only milk intended for all surgeries, large or small: bloodletting, full frontal lobotomy, de-kneeing, muffin topping, lap belt houndstoothing, or even beast augmentation. Count on a brand you can trust.

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Whether you’re performing, receiving, or even just dreading surgery, you need Surgical Milk!

It’s the only milk intended for all surgeries, large or small: bloodletting, full frontal lobotomy, de-kneeing, muffin topping, lap belt houndstoothing, or even beast augmentation. Count on a brand you can trust.

Whether you’re performing, receiving, or even just dreading surgery, you need Surgical Milk!

It’s the only milk intended for all surgeries, large or small: bloodletting, full frontal lobotomy, de-kneeing, muffin topping, lap belt houndstoothing, or even beast augmentation. Count on a brand you can trust.